So here I am. In Helen’s bed. Lying perpendicular to the orthodox direction for sleeping. I say lying, my head is propped up against the wall in that manner that is curiously in between lying and sitting. There should be a word for that… maybe there is… Biff Chip and Kipper should teach you it at school (on this topic I’m still hoping to find someone who remembers the Purple Monster, probably through a different more accurate name).
A train just went past. It was louder than I remember it being but I think that’s just cos I was thinking about it. Because I’m thinking about things so I can have things to write about. Now Helen has just looked at the clock and said “Fuck.” and I know it is because last time we (or at least I) checked the time it was 65 minutes ago. She has to get up in approximately 6 1/4 hours. I shall work this out in minutes. It is 375 minutes. I could count them individually if I wanted to. I don’t want to. I can sleep in til 2 if I like. That makes me feel warm inside. Warmer than she does at least.
Ok, so lets look at why I decided to start a blog again. Jeremy said he had, so I remembered I am highly unoriginal and when I hear an interesting idea I copy it. So I copied it. He said he had written quite a lot about a certain housemate of ours. I want to as well, except I’m not sure what to say. You can usually hear her chatting to Oliver from up here, but I can’t any more which either means she is now sleeping, trying to sleep (she has lots of sleeping problems!) or Oliver has gone to bed and she is on facebook doing trivia for silly US TV shows. Ok I am only gonna bitch about what she has done today. At dinner she specifically asked for cauliflower in the dishing-up process, then when presented with said vegetables at the table decided she no longer wanted them. She also claimed that she had been studying British people and concluded they all collect food on the back of their fork and put it in their mouth. These are both tame examples of the potential annoyance and more examples of how she is absolutely fucking mental.
bed time now, helen has fallen asleep. i should too.
